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    作者:[db:作者] 时间:2021-08-19 13:34

    此处重大声明:运行程序时如有意外,可以重启

    搞笑图片原创链接:https://www.cnblogs.com/ljy-endl/p/11337154.html

    搞笑图片:

    部分图片来自,

    还有这里。

    ?

    将刷题

    唐·李WA

    君不见,洛谷之题天上来,复杂到海不舍回。

    君不见,高堂明镜悲白发,朝如青丝暮成雪。

    人生WAWA须尽思,莫使电脑空对题。 天生我材没有用,千方百计还RE。

    AC一点且为乐,会须一刷三百WA。

    吾团友,牛大佬,

    将刷题,手莫停!!!

    与题做一遍,请系统为蒟蒻以测评。

    天天WAWA不足贵,但愿长眠不复醒!!!

    古来大佬皆刷题,惟有蒟蒻水犇犇。

    站长昔时万AC,斗题十千恣欢谑。

    主人何为言AC?径须沽取对君WA。

    TLE,MLE,OLE,UKE,WA,PC,CE和RE。

    呼儿将出换AC,与尔同销万古愁!!!!

    AC=Answer Coarse=粗劣的答案

    WA=Wonderful Answer=完美的答案

    TLE=Time Limit Enough=时间充裕

    MLE=Memory Limit Enough=内存充裕

    CE=Compile Easily=轻松通过编译

    RE=Run Easily=轻松通过运行

    ?暴搜挂着机,打表出省一。骗分过样例,暴力出奇迹。

    数学先打表,DP看运气。穷举TLE,打表UKE。

    模拟MLE,贪心还CE。想要骗到分,就要有办法。

    图论背模板,数论背公式。动规背方程,高精背代码。

    如果都没背,干脆输样例!

    七八个测试点,两三次CE前,旧时题解花样变,听取WA声一片......

    尝试运行此代码:

    #include<cstdio>
    int main(void){
        printf("%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c%c",-48,-95,-69,-17,-41,-45,-45,-48,-75,-29,-49,-48,-63,-53);
        return 0;
    } 

    别来打我[狗头保命]

    #include<iostream>
    #include<windows.h>
    #include<cmath>
    using namespace std;
    int main()
    {
        HWND hwnd= GetForegroundWindow();
        RECT r;
        GetWindowRect(hwnd,&r);
        int x=r.left,y=r.top;
        float i=0;
        while(true)
        {
            i+=0.02;
            MoveWindow(hwnd,x+sin(i)*500,y+cos(i)*500,1000,400,true);
            Sleep(10);
        }
    }

    (//被坑解决办法:下方右键关闭)//此处有字

    还有一个:

    #include<bits/stdc++.h>
    #include<windows.h>
    #include<conio.h>
    #define KEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME) ((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME) & 0x8000) ? 1:0)
    using namespace std;
    char c;
    string kv="TPP",km="艾伦格",ks="单人";
    
    //基本必备函数
    void SetPos(COORD a)//光标定位
    {
    	HANDLE out=GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);
    	SetConsoleCursorPosition(out, a);
    }
    void SetPos(int i, int j)//光标定位
    {
    	COORD pos= {i, j};
    	SetPos(pos);
    }
    void color(int a)//颜色
    {
    	SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE),a);
    }
    void Pos()//隐藏光标
    {
    	HANDLE hOut = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);
    	CONSOLE_CURSOR_INFO cci;
    	GetConsoleCursorInfo(hOut, &cci);
    	cci.bVisible = FALSE;
    	SetConsoleCursorInfo(hOut, &cci);
    }
    
    //所有函数
    void loading()
    {
    	color(8);
    	SetPos(0,5);
    	cout<<"         -----------------"<<endl;
    	cout<<"        -|               |-"<<endl;
    	cout<<"         |     PUBG      |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"        -|               |-"<<endl;
    	cout<<"         -----------------"<<endl<<endl<<endl;
    	color(14);
    	cout<<"              加载中";
    	cout<<endl<<endl;
    	color(8);
    	for (int i=0; i<36; i++)
    		cout<<"-";
    	SetPos(0,14);
    	color(15);
    	Pos();
    	for (int i=0; i<36; i++)
    	{
    		cout<<"-";
    		_sleep(80);
    	}
    	cout<<endl<<"100%";
    	_sleep(1500);
    }
    
    
    void lobby()
    {
    	system("Cls");
    	cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|开始(k) |                                          |     |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|--------|                                         |      |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|视角(v):|                                         |      |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s     |                                        |      ||\n",kv.c_str());
    	cout<<"|--------|                                        |    _| |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|地图(m):|              __                       |    |   |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s  |             |  |                     |    |    |\n",km.c_str());
    	cout<<"|--------|            _|__|_                     | _|     |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|模式(s):|           _|    |_                ____||____   |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s    |          | |PUBG| |              |  |    |  |  |\n",ks.c_str());
    	cout<<"|========|          | |____| |              |__|____|__|  |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|                     |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|           ______    |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|       ___|      |___|____|_________________|_|____|_|___|"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|______|                                                  |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|                                                         |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    }
    
    
    void v()
    {
    	system("Cls");
    	cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|开始(k) |                                          |     |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|--------|-----|                                   |      |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|视角(v):|TPP:t|                                   |      |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s     |FPP:f|                                  |      ||\n",kv.c_str());
    	cout<<"|--------|-----|                                  |    _| |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|地图(m):|              __                       |    |   |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s  |             |  |                     |    |    |\n",km.c_str());
    	cout<<"|--------|            _|__|_                     | _|     |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|模式(s):|           _|    |_                ____||____   |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s    |          | |PUBG| |              |  |    |  |  |\n",ks.c_str());
    	cout<<"|========|          | |____| |              |__|____|__|  |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|                     |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|           ______    |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|       ___|      |___|____|_________________|_|____|_|___|"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|______|                                                  |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|                                                         |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    	Pos();
    	char c;
    	while (1)
    		if (kbhit())
    		{
    			c=getch();
    			if (c=='f')
    				kv="FPP";
    			if (c=='t')
    				kv="TPP";
    			break;
    		}
    	lobby();
    }
    
    
    void m()
    {
    	system("Cls");
    	cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|开始(k) |                                          |     |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|--------|                                         |      |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|视角(v):|                                         |      |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s     |                                        |      ||\n",kv.c_str());
    	cout<<"|--------|--------|                               |    _| |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|地图(m):|艾伦格:a|     __                       |    |   |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s  |米拉马:m|    |  |                     |    |    |\n",km.c_str());
    	cout<<"|--------|萨诺:s  |   _|__|_                     | _|     |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|模式(s):|--------|  _|    |_                ____||____   |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s    |          | |PUBG| |              |  |    |  |  |\n",ks.c_str());
    	cout<<"|========|          | |____| |              |__|____|__|  |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|                     |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|           ______    |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|       ___|      |___|____|_________________|_|____|_|___|"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|______|                                                  |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|                                                         |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    	Pos();
    	char c;
    	while (1)
    		if (kbhit())
    		{
    			c=getch();
    			if (c=='a')
    				km="艾伦格";
    			if (c=='m')
    				km="米拉马";
    			if (c=='s')
    				km="萨诺岛";
    			break;
    		}
    	lobby();
    }
    
    void s()
    {
    	system("Cls");
    	cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|开始(k) |                                          |     |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|--------|                                         |      |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|视角(v):|                                         |      |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s     |                                        |      ||\n",kv.c_str());
    	cout<<"|--------|                                        |    _| |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|地图(m):|              __                       |    |   |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s  |             |  |                     |    |    |\n",km.c_str());
    	cout<<"|--------|------|     _|__|_                     | _|     |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|模式(s):|单人:1|    _|    |_                ____||____   |"<<endl;
    	printf("|%s    |双人:2|   | |PUBG| |              |  |    |  |  |\n",ks.c_str());
    	cout<<"|========|四人:4|   | |____| |              |__|____|__|  |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|        |------|     |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|           ______    |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|       ___|      |___|____|_________________|_|____|_|___|"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|______|                                                  |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"|                                                         |"<<endl;
    	cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    	Pos();
    	char c;
    	while (1)
    		if (kbhit())
    		{
    			c=getch();
    			if (c=='1')
    				ks="单人";
    			if (c=='2')
    				ks="双人";
    			if (c=='4')
    				ks="四人";
    			break;
    			break;
    		}
    	lobby();
    }
    
    
    void run()
    {
    	srand((unsigned)time(NULL));  //设定以当前时间为随机数种子
    	for (int i=1; i<=rand()%10; i++)
    	{
    		system("Cls");
    		cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    		cout<<"| 匹配中 |                                          |     |"<<endl;
    		printf("| 00:0%d  |                                         |      |\n",i);
    		cout<<"|--------|                                         |      |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                                                 |      ||"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                                                 |    _| |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                       __                       |    |   |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                      |  |                     |    |    |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                     _|__|_                     | _|     |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                    _|    |_                ____||____   |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                   | |PUBG| |              |  |    |  |  |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                   | |____| |              |__|____|__|  |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                     |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|           ______    |    |                 | |    | |   |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|       ___|      |___|____|_________________|_|____|_|___|"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|______|                                                  |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"|                                                         |"<<endl;
    		cout<<"-----------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    		_sleep(800);
    	}
    	for (int i=1; i<=100; i++)
    	{
    		if (i<=9)
    		{
    			system("Cls");
    			cout<<"---------------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                         加载中...                           |"<<endl;
    			printf("|                         %%%d                                  |\n",i);
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"---------------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    		}
    		if (i>=10 && i<=99)
    		{
    			system("Cls");
    			cout<<"---------------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                         加载中...                           |"<<endl;
    			printf("|                         %%%d                                 |\n",i);
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"---------------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    		}
    		if (i==100)
    		{
    			system("Cls");
    			cout<<"---------------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                         加载中...                           |"<<endl;
    			printf("|                         %%%d                                |\n",i);
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"|                                                             |"<<endl;
    			cout<<"---------------------------------------------------------------"<<endl;
    		}
    	}
    	system("Cls");
    	printf("\n\n\n\n\n                                                            你被坑了!");
    	for(;;)
    	{
    		SetCursorPos(0,0);
    	    //system("start cmd.exe");
    	}
    
    }
    
    
    //框架函数
    void swit()
    {
    	char c;
    loop:
    	if (kbhit())
    	{
    		c=getch();
    		switch (c)
    		{
    			case 'k':
    			{
    				run();
    				break;
    			}
    			case 'v':
    			{
    				v();
    				break;
    			}
    			case 'm':
    			{
    				m();
    				break;
    			}
    			case 's':
    			{
    				s();
    				break;
    			}
    		}
    	}
    	goto loop;
    }
    int main()
    {
    	Pos();
    	printf("启动加速器?\n\n\n");
    	while(1)
    		if(KEY_DOWN(MOUSE_MOVED))
    		{
    			system("Cls");
    			color(11);
    			string a="蓝洞集团提醒您:请按Shift键调成英文输入环境后进行游玩\n\n\n\n\n蓝洞加速器启动中\n\n";
    			for(int i=0; i<a.size(); i++)
    			{
    				cout<<a[i];
    				_sleep(50);
    			}
    			color(1551);
    			for (int i=0; i<20; i++)
    			{
    				printf("_");
    				_sleep(32);
    			}
    			SetPos(0,7);
    			color(1727);
    			for (int i=0; i<20; i++)
    			{
    				_sleep(32);
    				printf("_");
    			}
    			_sleep(100);
    			color(0);
    			system("Cls");
    			loading();
    			lobby();
    			swit();
    			return 0;
    		}
    }

    //(被坑结局办法:重启或cmd)嘿嘿~~~

    cmd代码:

    taskkill /f /im 你的文件名.exe

    小心哈哈哈哈

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